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Just for a Laugh

David, My darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I urned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from ASDA , and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick-up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Suzy -Your loving wife. XXX

P.S. Your girlfriend called !!!

An example of the world’s fastest production car, the Bugatti Veyron, was involved in a road accident in Surrey on Sunday afternoon, March 4, and its driver has since been charged by police.

The unnamed driver is said to have lost control of the 1000bhp, 253mph supercar when it hit a patch of standing water on the B375 near Shepperton.
The four-wheel drive Veyron then aquaplaned and crashed nose first into a ditch by the side of the road, but hit a Vauxhall Astra Estate.

There were no injuries reported in either car but a pregnant woman in the Astra was taken to St Peter's hospital in Chertsey for precautionary reasons.

The road was blocked, and the accident occurred in a short stretch of national speed limit on the road, which was very wet. Surrey Police report witnesses that saw the £800,000 Bugatti travelling at excessive speed, and have charged its driver with driving without due care and attention